Is Kristy McNichol getting a hug from Jesus or is Jesus getting a hug from Kristy McNichol? Think about it for a second, it could go either way.There appears to be an epidemic of Jesus emails going around, this is something we need to talk about, people. The first thing is why? Doesn't this dude already have his own book and a pretty healthy following as it is? I don't think I've ever seen someone get an email featuring JC, and their whole day just turned around.
I personally have never received a Jemail or any sort of correspondence from JC or anybody in his PR department, but I see this shit everywhere. I'm pretty sure most have their junk filters set up to capture this stuff, right? Tell me you do, people. Hugs from Jesus? In email?
If it's not about making somebody smile (that's what kittens are for), or cheering somebody up (liquor), then maybe it's intended as some sort of reinforcement. But, come on, do you people really need that in your inbox every day? Should I also start sending emails to everyone?
Dear devoted follower,
People are still stupid. They still can't spell. They can barely talk. They refuse to stop. But, LWM is here to help. Embrace LWM and follow the path toward not being one of these people. There may or may not be hugs involved.
4 comments:
Heh, heh. I like your sense of humor -- and indignation! I get that Jemail shit all the time, and you'd think by now people would get it -- I'm just not that into him!
KJ
http://fragrantliar.blogsplot.com
The Jesus... he fucks back my friend.
actually she looks nothing like Kristy McNichol,she looks more like Elizabeth Berkley. Now that chick really does need a hug from Christ.
What's wrong with Jesus' hands? Is he part lizard? Or maybe part DINOSAUR??
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