People, this is serious. I swear, they must have secret meetings somewhere to discuss ways to continue the slaughtering of the language. It's the only thing I can come up with, because there are people like me around who don't talk like a retard, and I KNOW you hear us talking. So, why do you say shit like this?
Sometimes the extent to which you people destroy the language leaves me in shocked silence. At least once a day, I have to stop and look at you people and say, "You have to be fucking kidding me." There should be laws against this shit. I mean, there are laws against apostrophes, and we may soon have a law against silent cell phones. Let's squeeze this into some legislation: Talking like a down-home, podunk, back-country redneck jackass is punishable by death. Give me a fucking break, the gays aren't allowed to get married, but people are allowed to talk like this?
I'm actually jealous of people who don't know English, at least those lucky motherfuckers can live in bliss:
- "He don't know no better"
- "I don't got one of those"
- "I got her on the phone right now, you wanna talk at her?"
- "I seen one like that before"
- "So I says to her, I says..."
Sometimes the extent to which you people destroy the language leaves me in shocked silence. At least once a day, I have to stop and look at you people and say, "You have to be fucking kidding me." There should be laws against this shit. I mean, there are laws against apostrophes, and we may soon have a law against silent cell phones. Let's squeeze this into some legislation: Talking like a down-home, podunk, back-country redneck jackass is punishable by death. Give me a fucking break, the gays aren't allowed to get married, but people are allowed to talk like this?
I'm actually jealous of people who don't know English, at least those lucky motherfuckers can live in bliss:
4 comments:
I reckon he done got a point.
No grammer, no problems. I got 99 bitches and a comma ain't one.
It ain't jes' Texans what gots them problems with the Inglish, boy.
Just because somebody speaks differently does not make him or her inferior in any way. They may have learned a different dialect than the Standard American English your prissy self learned. Just because some linguistic prescriptivist says that one dialect is better than another does not make it true. I hope you realize you are appraising these "podunk" rednecks the same way others judge the "gays" you speak of. Weird, different, inferior. You be the judge...
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