The most disheartening thing about this is that there are, at minimum, 71 other studs out there patrolling the streets and passing out cool.
If it wasn't already official that you're awesome, the license plate seals the deal. I understand that the limit on these things is usually seven characters, so it's not feasible to put on there what you really mean. LWM is here to help out, with a few translations of these cryptic messages.
I'm getting really sick of these fucking things. In the history of personalized plates, there have been some absolutely priceless ones, but goddamnit they are very few and most of them are just ridiculous. Stop trying to impress me with your poorly-conceived license plate, I'm not buying it.
Since we're talking about it, when you turn, oh I'm going to say about 27 or 28, it's time to ditch the custom license plate with your school's logo on it. You're really coming pretty close to creepy pedophile here.
If it wasn't already official that you're awesome, the license plate seals the deal. I understand that the limit on these things is usually seven characters, so it's not feasible to put on there what you really mean. LWM is here to help out, with a few translations of these cryptic messages.
STUD72:
Hello, fellow driver. There are a few things I would like you to know that may help explain my giant truck and aggressive driving habits. First, my daddy didn't love me, and he never missed an opportunity to let me know. His idea of showing affection toward me was missing when he threw his beer bottle at my head. My tiny penis and inability to last more than a few seconds in bed, combined with lack of daddy love have led me to buy this street tank and cut you off every chance I get. I just thought I'd let you know.
BESTMOM:
I beat my kids. There, I said it.
3M TA3:
Fuck college, I figured out all by myself how to have drivers in front of me see that I am telling them to, "EAT ME." Oh, that's right, I managed to out fox that crack squad of people down there at Texas DPS. They had NO FUCKING CLUE. HAHA, eat me, losers.
RITE ON:
"BOOGIE" was taken.
MUNNY:
I really wish I had some. I'm financed up to my eyeballs just so I could afford this fly car and people might like me. So far it hasn't really panned out. People still hate me, and I'm pretty much broke. Donations accepted.
I'm getting really sick of these fucking things. In the history of personalized plates, there have been some absolutely priceless ones, but goddamnit they are very few and most of them are just ridiculous. Stop trying to impress me with your poorly-conceived license plate, I'm not buying it.
Since we're talking about it, when you turn, oh I'm going to say about 27 or 28, it's time to ditch the custom license plate with your school's logo on it. You're really coming pretty close to creepy pedophile here.
6 comments:
You should get on though. Go on. Get one.
I once saw "wrewlf," which is the most badass custom plate if the driver actually is a werewolf, and incredibly kind of him to warn us should we be driving during a full moon. But odds are he's not, and it instantly looses it's badassness.
hahaha funny! i once saw a plate that was along the lines of: BIG COCK 4 U - ok i know thats way too many letters but i forgot how they did it..
I fucking hate vanity plates!
I effing hate the ones that just describe the car they are driving. MyLxus, PTcruzr, Beemer,
Like I didnt understand what your car was before and you spelling it out in so few letters on your plate clears it up for me
Thanks douche
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